why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
friends go for the ear area
best friends go for the bum area
friends blow each other kisses
best friends flip each other off
these fucking two are going to be the death of me
you’re important to me you piece of shit
what if loki doesn’t wear clothes and he just like wishes his clothes onto his body but they’re illusions so he’s perpetually naked
what if loki just wears footie pajamas all the time but nobody can tell because his clothes are illusions
don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty, fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.
TAKE THIS ADVICE GUYS ITS THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE
i just saw the word hawaii and literally thought to myself “they spelt kawaii wrong”